10 Blagues sur les animaux - En Français - Q & R

1- Pourquoi les éléphants sont ils gris ?
    Pour qu'on ne les confonde pas avec les fraises des bois

2- Qu'est-ce qu'un point rouge dans le ciel? Une mouche qui saigne du nez

3-Quel est l'animal le plus généreux?
   Le poulain,car quand y en a poulain y en a pou l'autre!

4- Pourquoi les chiens se lechent-ils les couilles ?Parce qu'ils le peuvent.

5- quels est le contraire d'un cochon triste????
    un porc tout gais

6- Quelle est la différence entre un boucher et un marin ?
    Le marin voit les côtes avant le port et le boucher voit le porc avant les côtes..

7- Comment reconnaît-on un perroquet mâle d'un perroquet femelle?
    Réponse: On les met tous les 2 dans un frigo, le premier qui sort en disant on se les gelé c'est le mâle.

8- vous savez ce qui passe par la tete d'un moustique quand il
    s'ecrase contre votre parebrise?
    son trous de balle

9- Pourquoi les grenouilles ont elles toujours le cul dans l'eau ? 

    pour garder la raie nette

10- Comment font les elephant pour traverser un etang ?
      Ils sautent de nenuphar en nenuphar

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Five jokes in English

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A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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 A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself." 

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 Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it. 

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 Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark." 

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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"  

Monde du rire et des blagues

Collection de blagues en trois langues: arabe, anglais et français.
Il y a aussi des vidéo et des photo et Et beaucoup de choses fait rire
Tout cela dans ce blog .
 
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Collection of jokes in three languages: Arabic, English and French.
There are also video and photo and and laugh a lot
All this in this blog.